Jokes and Riddles

What is your hermit crab's favourite Christmas carol?
? Jingle Shells... Jingle Shells
 
What do good little girl and boy hermit crabs wish for at Christmas?
? New shells, new shells. New shells, new shells! If we are good we will gee-et new shells!
 

 
 
What did the little boy hermit crab say to the little girl hermit crab?
? Shell we stay awake to see SantaClaws?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
? So he can hoe hoe hoe
 
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
? Frosted Flakes
 
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
? Frostbite
 
What kind of bird can write?
? a pen-guin
 
 
What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
? I'll have a boo Christmas without you....
 
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
? Fleece Navidad!

 
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
? Sandy Claws!
 
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
? Crisp Cringle
 
 
 
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle
? Neither! Candles always burn shorter!
 
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
? Crisp Cringle
 
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
? He had low elf esteem
 
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
? Claustrophobic

 

 

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