Croak The Herald Hermits Sing (Hark the Herald Angels Sing) Croak the herald hermits sing We want food in the morning Roaming free and roaming wild In the humid climate mild Some are old and very wise Some are not but they do try With their slow motion Crabs are born in the ocean
	Jingle Shells (Jingle Bells) Jingle Shells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun is it to climb on a branch on Christmas Day - Hey! Dashing through the sand, on a winters day Over rocks they go, croaking all the way Croak! Croak! Croak! Shells on shells do clink Making spirits bright oh what fun it is to gather on a beach on christmas night!
	The First Jumbo Shell (The First Noel) The first jumbo shell the crabs did see was to fill them with excitment joy and glee In beaches where they played and excess shells did lay Where they danced all day then went their own way Jumbo shhhhheeeelllllll Jumbo Shelllllllllllll Jumbo shhhhheeeelllllll Jumbo Shelllllllllllll They croak thier song and they do it so well
	Sandi Clawz is comin' to the CRABITAT HERE WE GO: You better not pinch, You better not bite, You better not eat those crab cookies all night, Cuz Sandi Clawz is comin', TO THE CRABITAT!!! You better not croak, you better not fight, you might as well go to sleep tonight, Cuz Sandi Clawz is comin', TO THE CRABITAT!!! He knows if you are sleeping, He knows if your awake, He knows if you have fought or NOT, SO BE GOOD FOR YOUR MOMS SAKE!!! CROAAAAAK!!!!! You better not pinch, You better not bite, You better not eat those crab cookies all night, Cuz Sandi Clawz is comin', TO THE CRABITAT!!! Brittany
	The Molt Before Christmas adapted *with great apology* from the poem by C.C. Moore T'was the night before Christmas, And in my crabitat; Not a hermie was stirring and Well, that was that. My pretties were silent, Buried in their sand beds. Inches of substrate, Covered their heads. My husband was snoring, As I sat by the glass. Watching for movement, Yet my hopes were dashed. I missed my dear hermies, Wouldn't you feel the same? So I called to them softly, Reciting their names: "Oh Rosie and Micro, O'toole and Tinker! Dear Gabriel and Grove, Augustus and Sphincter!" "Why are you buried? I feel so alone! I miss you my crabbies, Please molt and be done!" When in the ISO there Arose such a clatter! I whirled in my chair To see what was the matter. I reached to lamp, Snapping on the light. And peered in the tank, To check things were alright. The bulb cast shadows On driftwood and vine, I searched high and low For that crabby of mine. When, what appeared To my utter surprise? My micro Ecuadorian Stood before my eyes. His shell was still battered, The same one he had worn. Since I'd freed him from The petstore forlorn. His exo was shining, translucent and pink. And he was a bit smaller, As if he had shrinked.* His eyes were bright, As he was a relishin' A nourishing nosh on His old exoskeleton! I just had to smile As my spirits did lift. Micro had given me, The best Christmas gift! So to all crab-caregivers, Wher'er you be tonight. Happy Holidays to all, And to all...goodnight! --A.K.
	WE THREE CRABS (sung to the tune of We Three Kings of Orient are) We three crabs of crabitat shore wearing our shells we travel so far Sand and mountains, huts and fountains Whatever you bought at the store! CHORUS: Ooooh! ooooh! Crabs of wonder, crabs of night! Crabs that are our pure delight! With their needings are pocketbooks are bleeding! But our love for them makes it all right! Born a crab in Ecuador, traveled far to the pet store Bad conditions, fake renditions of my beach home by the shore CHORUS: Ooooh! ooooh! Crabs of wonder, crabs of night. Crabs that are our pure delight With their needings are pocketbooks are bleeding! But our love for them makes it all right! Now they are happy in our home Bought them a friend so they weren't alone Temps just right, even warm at night! We treat them like they are gold! Chorus again... Glorious when we see them arise! From their molts with big bright dark eyes Feelers that flutter hello to mother What a happy surprise! CHORUS: Ooooh! ooooh! Crabs of wonder, crabs of night. Crabs that are our pure delight With their needings are pocketbooks are bleeding! But our love for them makes it all right! I think I'll stop now! :) Merry Christmas! - Kelly
	Deck the halls Deck the halls with hermie cages la la la la la la la la la, tis the season for the crabits la la la la la la la la la Here we are all ready for christmas and all of the babes are having fun Join me now this yearly crab song la la la la la la la la la :) - <wolfpup286@yahoo.com>
	Jingle Crabs Jingle crabs jingle crabs jingle to the beach, oh what fun it is to play in a homeade carry on cage hey jingle crabs jingle crabs jingle to the beach, oh what fun it is to play in a homeade carry on cage hey running throurgh the sand playing with all my friends splashing all the way! meeting some new crabs, eating like a king playing all day long having a great time oh jingle crabs jingle crabs jingle to the beach, oh what fun it is to play in a homeade carry on cage - <wolfpup286@yahoo.com>
	12 Days of Christmas on the first day of christmas my owner gave to me a crabit in a plastic tree on the sec. day of X-mas my owner gave to me 2 water bowls and a crabit in a plastic tree on the 3rd day of xmas my owner gave to me 3 sliced apples, 2 water bowls and a crabit in a plastic tree on the 4th day of xmas my owner gave to me 4 ft of chicken wire, 3 sliced apples, 2 water bowls and a crabit in a plastic tree. on the 5th day of xmas my owner gave to me 5 golden bananas, 4ft of chicken wire 3sliced apples, 2 water bowls and a crabit in a plastic tree on the 6th day of xmas my owner gave to me 6brand new heaters, 5 golden bananas, 4 ft of wire 3 sliced apples 2 water bowls and a crabit in a plastic tree on the 7th day of xmas my owner gave to me 7 new companions 6 brand new heaters 5 golden bananas 4 ft of wire 3 sliced apples 2 water bowls and a crabit in a plastic tree on the 8th day of xmas my owner gave to me 8 wooden tree stubs, 7 new companions, 6 brand new heaters 5 golden bananas, 4 ft of wire 3 sliced apples 2 water bowls and a crabit in a plastic tree on the 9th day of xmas my owner gave to me 9 more cocohuts, 8 wooden tree stups 7 new compannions 6 brand new heaters, 5 golden bananas 4 ft of wire 3 sliced apples 2 water bowls and a crabit in a plastic tree on the 10th day of xmas my owner gave to me, 10 pieces of coral, 9 more cocohuts, 8 wooden tree stubs 7 new companions, 6 brand new heaters 5 golden bananas 4 ft of wire 3 sliced apples 2 water bowls and a crabit in a plastic tree on the 11th day of xmas my owner gave to me 11 pieses of shrimp 10 pieces of coral, 9 more cocohuts, 8 wooden tree stubs 7 new companions, 6 brand new heaters 5 golden bananas 4 ft of wire 3 sliced apples 2 water bowls and a crabit in a plastic tree on the 12th day of xmas my owner gave to me 12 bottles of Glub,11 pieses of shrimp 10 pieces of coral, 9 more cocohuts, 8 wooden tree stubs 7 new companions, 6 brand new heaters 5 golden bananas 4 ft of wire 3 sliced apples 2 water bowls and a crabit in a plastic tree MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERY ONE AND MAY YOUR CRABS BE HAPPY - wolfpup286@yahoo.com
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